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FADE IN

INT. TOILET – DAY

PAPSE sits on the toilet, just finished pooping.

PAPSE (shouting) Akkeflom pappegakke!

PAPSE puts down his book. No reaction to the call, so he shouts again.

(shouting louder) Akkeflomme Pappegakkebak!

INT. SOFA – DAY

KAKKELINKA hears the shouting and promptly gets up and goes to the toilet.

INT. TOILET – DAY

PAPSE and KAKKELINKA make eye contact. PAPSE Akkeflommi.

KAKKELINKA pats PAPSE on the head. PAPSE smiles.

KAKKELINKA Pelle blem bop, kappe Papse-pølle.

KAKKELINKA looks at the toilet paper holder and sees that it's empty.

KAKKELINKA Rakfakkels obbe! (pause) Sgu bankosnak!

KAKKELINKA turns head and shouts

KAKKELINKA Akkeflomki bob praksel-dreven pølleflip!

PAPSE joins and they shout together

BOTH Prop pølseplebber akkeflom pappegak!

KAKKELINKA Bobbi

PAPSE BLÆMME!

EXT. STREET – DAY

TORBOB is standing on the street, busking. Hears the shout of KAKKELINKA. Runs to help.

INT. TOILET – DAY

TORBOB enters the toilet and KAKKELINKA explains the sitation. PAPSE is reading a book again.

KAKKELINKA Plebber ak ak pøllebråd peppe snabelrøv,

TORBOB Pøh?

KAKKELINKA Reolsmart tråd, bolle.

TORBOB runs. KAKKELINKA punches PAPSE on the shoulder.

KAKKELINKA Pelp.

PAPSE Trommedås?

KAKKELINKA Jappe spåner, røvmussel. Permakors poppedrab mæppe krakskak skammelås drok bober-lem, peppe Papse-pølle. Flono bebverkslan flap fingerslop.

KAKKELINKA and PAPSE both read their books while waiting.

TORBOB comes running back, panting hard, holding a roll of toilet paper.

TORBOB Revne! (panting) Revne blim-blim, pu-ha!

KAKKELINKA and PAPSE cheerful.

KAKKELINKA and PAPSE Helvede!

Everyone smiles.

KAKKELINKA procedes to wipe ass of PAPSE.

KAKKELINKA Fle, gok ak brevsnip, Papse Babse!

PAPSE gives KAKKELINKA a kiss on the cheek.

PAPSE Bep bep!

PAPSE runs off, giving a quick nod to TORBOB on the way.

KAKKELINKA turns head to TORBOB (grateful)

KAKKELINKA Pæp, ebbe deppe?

TORBOB Torbob. Torbob Plopsen.

KAKKELINKA shakes hand with TORBOB.

TORBOB leaves.

KAKKELINKA sticks hand in toilet and grabs a poop.

KAKKELINKA looks in mirror

KAKKELINKA Uhu bloppemesti! Pleb-tram diskobugt!

KAKKELINKA eats shit.

FADE OUT