milk conflict
INT. KITCHEN – AFTERNOON
KAKKELINKA pours coffee into a cup and adds milk. PAPSE enters the kitchen.
PAPSE: (picking up the cup) Paffel geb beb? Peppilep krakbæv lollepolka bøppe plom.
KAKKELINKA: (defensively) Pak, snakke. Pølse proplok nul nul akmasse møppe.
PAPSE: (irritated) Kaksa. Karmel pellepep nakke bap snegle?
KAKKELINKA: (angrily) Jep, deppe snakblok! Pappelpinke pik blomme speltmel ak prøvekost!
PAPSE: (yelling) Naksi, bakkedal mok sprødko mama! Mek plemspand makkemak pu bobbel-snot!
KAKKELINKA: (shouting) Pepsi orker klemmesang dak peppe blingpap! Pap trøffeldunk bæbe los!
PAPSE slams the cup on the counter, shattering it.
PAPSE: (seething) Rolle tis, åh. Glem passer akkimami peppe. Pak lakkefråds.
PAPSE storms out of the kitchen, leaving KAKKELINKA standing there in shock.
KAKKELINKA: (to herself) Pakkeleg taffegaffe?