milk conflict

INT. KITCHEN – AFTERNOON

KAKKELINKA pours coffee into a cup and adds milk. PAPSE enters the kitchen.

PAPSE: (picking up the cup) Paffel geb beb? Peppilep krakbæv lollepolka bøppe plom.

KAKKELINKA: (defensively) Pak, snakke. Pølse proplok nul nul akmasse møppe.

PAPSE: (irritated) Kaksa. Karmel pellepep nakke bap snegle?

KAKKELINKA: (angrily) Jep, deppe snakblok! Pappelpinke pik blomme speltmel ak prøvekost!

PAPSE: (yelling) Naksi, bakkedal mok sprødko mama! Mek plemspand makkemak pu bobbel-snot!

KAKKELINKA: (shouting) Pepsi orker klemmesang dak peppe blingpap! Pap trøffeldunk bæbe los!

PAPSE slams the cup on the counter, shattering it.

PAPSE: (seething) Rolle tis, åh. Glem passer akkimami peppe. Pak lakkefråds.

PAPSE storms out of the kitchen, leaving KAKKELINKA standing there in shock.

KAKKELINKA: (to herself) Pakkeleg taffegaffe?